Pyper: "I'm trying to explain why I said dumb ass."
Elle: "She just said dumb ass again!"
Pyper: "I know I said dumb ass- would you just listen?!"
Elle: "We are not allowed to say dumb ass Pyper!"
Me: "STOP!!! Would somebody please tell me what is going on?!
Elle: "Pyper said..."
Me: "Yes, Elle. I heard."
Pyper: "I'm reading the Book of Mormon. It says dumb ass right here... see. I'm not trying to be bad- you said if it says it in the scriptures, I can say it.
Me: "Yes Pyper. When your reading it's okay to say what is written. Elle- a long, long, time ago when the scriptures were written, they used to call a donkey an ass. So when they say dumb ass- they are talking about an animal that is not very smart. Let's not say that anymore- because that's not how we talk now."
8 comments:
That is so funny! My girls did almost the same thing when they read that same scripture! They are too cute! C Ya
i LOVE it! just so you know, i read every post on your blog...usually at about 3am when i'm nursing or trying to burp the babe...i just can't always leave comments, but i die laughing EVERY time! i love all of the stories...to hilarious! did you find a good self tanner yet? do share when you do!
That's hilarious. It's better than what Kai said to us the other day. "Is shit okay? Can we say shit? Sandlot says shit."
I am laughing so hard, this is to funny, i'm sure i'll have these conversations someday too, but its so funny to hear it from you! i also love the header picture it took me a few times to see crew was peeing on the couch, how did you catch that? you are all to funny!
You are so funny--way to explain and not overreact! :)
I had a Sunday School teacher about 8 years ago who was, shall we say, "colorful." He taught the young single adults in my wad, and from time to time I heard him use the word "jackass" during his lessons!
Funny!! I love the fact that they both repeated it so many times as if you didn't know what they were saying!!! So cute!!
Hilarious! It's great reading the stories that come up from your kiddos!
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