Although I have never seen you, I'm sure you exist. There is no other explanation for my children's blatant disregard for keeping our house clean. You see- they are very nice, sweet, well behaved little girls. However, they don't seem to care to contribute to the upkeep of our house. They would never act this way if I were the one responsible for the cleanliness of our home, and since they don't know you and have never seen you, they don't care about your feelings.
That being said, I think it's important to mention that you are doing a very sub par, almost unnoticeable job. Could you PLEASE take a little more pride in your work? The kitchen floor is in desperate need of a thorough cleaning, the cupboards need a good wipe down, the laundry never seems to be completed, the bathroom... well it's beyond help, and while your at it whip up some new closet space.
Perhaps we could also arrange for my darling girls to meet you? Maybe if they know you, they will have a little remorse when they drop their dirty clothes NEXT to the laundry shoot, instead of IN the laundry shoot.
Thank you,
Meghan Lane
4 comments:
Dear Fairy,
When you are done at the Lane household, please come back to ours. You did a fantastic job last week, but have since been MIA. Also, do you happen to remember where you put away the beloved sippy cup?
Oh, and could you stop by the Anderson home next? My basement laundry/storage room is getting seriously scary!
I have decided it is impossible to really keep your house clean all the time. I hate housework!! It is neverending! Crew's new do is so cute. He is such a handsome little guy. I love, love, love the pictures you had taken of your girls too. They are gorgeous!
That's cute...but not as cute as Crew's new style! He looks so GAP-babyish, what a sweet smile for the camera even!
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