EEEEEWWWWWW!

pyper:  "Mom, I think Elle wet the bed."

me:  "Huh?!  ELLE!!!"

elle:  "Yeah mom?"

me:  "Did you wet the bed?"

elle:  "No."

me:  "Think very carefully before you lie to me again."

elle:  "I didn't wet the bed."

me:  "Elle..."

elle:  "I slept on the couch, remember?"

me:  "Ok, did you wet the couch?"

elle:  "Well, maybe.  But I was asleep, so it doesn't count."

me:  "WHAT?!  Elle, your SIX.  You've been potty trained for 4 1/2 years!"

elle:  "I don't know what happened.  I was asleep."

me:  "Why didn't you tell me?  I have to clean it up!"

elle:  "Don't worry mom.  You don't have to clean it up... it's dry now."