YAYYYYYYYYY!

HOURS PEOPLE. HOURS. I have spent hours trying to get into this dang blog. I even opened up a new blog... but I just couldn't commit to it. We just couldn't connect. It wasn't the new blogs fault. It just wasn't working for me.

But I did it! I got back in. Maybe I'll actually start writing again. Maybe I'll go back to publicly airing my flaws. Maybe I'll start taking pictures of my kids again. No promises- but maybe.

Ahhh... good to see you old friend.

I will leave you with this- quotes from the kids... from today. Yes, all of these are from today. Never a dull moment.

Pyper: Mom can I let Indie (the dog) inside?

Me: No, she's annoying me.

Pyper: But I annoyed you, and you let me inside.

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Elle: So, I can get on board with the whole Santa thing... but flying reindeer?? Let's be serious. Here's my theory- Santa is dead.

Me: huh?

Elle: Well, he died in Turkey. He gave presents to the orphans, and he called him Santa. That's how he got his name.

Me: But why does he have to be dead?

Elle: Because he can't go to all those places in one night if he's alive.

Me: Soooo, he died in Turkey? Why Turkey?

Elle: It's as good a place as any.

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Me: Elle don't clip your freaking toe nails in my bed!

Elle: That's what you get for writing about me in your blog.

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Tyke: Mom it's loggy (foggy) out there. I'm going to go out into the loggy, but Crewzer won't come cuz he's scary (scared) I not scary. I tougher than him. He will cry like a baby.

Me: Tyke, that's not a very nice thing to say.

Tyke: Mom you not awesome. I going to a new family.

Me: I will miss you. I will cry.

Tyke: I will be right back. My new family has 1,000 toys.

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Crew: Mom, don't be lame.