34
Is the number of stairs (within the 94 steps) I have to go down... and then hike back up each time I have to use said bathroom.
2
Is the number of times that I have fallen down said stairs in the middle of the night, while pregnant.
9
Is the number of times I had to pee last night.
10
Is the number of days until fetus 4 gets his big head off my bladder, and makes his appearance.
8,460
Is roughly the number of steps I will sleepily take in the middle of the night until fetus 4 arrives. how am I still gaining weight?
9 comments:
Wow only 10 days..are they inducing you?? Any new names on the list??...I will be SO EXCITED to see this adorable little guy! Love ya!
Megan, I just read your comment on Staceys blog, that mystery person is probably me! I think your blog is by far the funniest one I read!! Thanks for the entertainment! Jenn L
Hey Jenn-
If you are the mystery person- than I'm no longer creeped out... just totally flattered! Carry on... :)
you totally crack me up! I always wondered the same thing. How could we be gaining ANY weight with all the effort it takes just to be pregnant. I am REALLY enjoying smiling from the outside right now :)
Ten days! YAY!!!
That's a lot of steps!! I LOVE Elle's prayer. That is really sweet. Not too much longer! YAY for you!!!
impressive math skills. Who says that pregnancy makes us stupid? You need those fancy fit flops for all those steps. The post-prego weight will melt off, I am sure.
You've fallen down the stairs? I hope you are okay!! Not much time left!!!
you make me laugh. This is great.
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