pyper: "Is F*** a bad word?"
dale & I: "What did you just say?"
pyper: "F***." Yep... THE F word rolled ever so easily and innocently off the tonge of my sweet 9 year old. Keep in mind- this is a kid who won't say 'stupid', and got really excited when I told her it was okay to say 'heck'.
us: Shock... horror... gasps... and then "Where did you hear that? Yes! It's a bad word!" and about a million other things.
pyper: "I was saying it at school today and my table said it was a bad word."
us: "Pyper, that's the worst word you can say! You said it at school? Who heard you?"
pyper: "I didn't call anybody that. Why didn't I know that was a bad word?"
us: "Because we NEVER say it!" at this point we are still horrified...babbling incoherently... exchanging shocked glances at each other... and, truth be told, trying not to laugh.
pyper: "I know the F word is bad."
us: "Pyper! That IS the F word."
pyper: "I'm really sorry. I didn't know."
us: "You need to apologize to your table tomorrow."
*Never ever thought we would have this particular conversation. It really was totally innocent. She truly had NO idea.
6 comments:
That is too funny! I wish I could have been a fly on the wall for that moment! Ahh all the stuff I have to look forward to:) I have some V-day cookies to bring you. I'll bring them by tomorrow!
oh my I would think that would be an elle story not little pyper. I bet it was hard not to laugh. also yeah on the baby news I am so excited to see this little guy. I CAN NOT WAIT until this summer you need to see my fat little one and I so want to see the new little pumkin. oh yes and tell the girls that Preslie liked swimming but she needs to learn your tech. this summer.
How funny! I was laughing just reading about it. I would pay a lot of money to see the look on yours and Dale's faces when she said that!
That is an adorable picture of her! Good thing you guys make some freakin' cute kids. Maybe you should pop one more out after this.
Oh. My. Heck! Sweet little Pyper! I bet she felt so bad after that.
Wow...what do you teach your kids?!?! hee hee....awesome story! She will love that one when she is older
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