BLACKLISTED

After the "experience" we had today getting Crew's haircut, I'm sure he will be blacklisted in the greater Cleveland area.  If we would have been at a salon instead of my girlfriends house, we would have surely been kicked out.  I left feeling battered and bruised.  I also left feeling like I owe my friend Stacey hazard pay.  It was that bad.  To make matters worse- the kid has A TON of hair.  I had a death grip on his head with one arm, a bear hug around him with my other arm, and my legs wrapped around his legs.  I'm not exaggerating... sadly.  He also screamed and fought me so hard that he peed his pants- he was, of course, sitting on my lap.  When I called Dale to tell him about it, he asked if it looked good.  I don't even know.  After we got home, I put him in the shower to wash his hair- and then strait to bed.  I'm sure it does look good, because Stacey does a good job- but I'll find out later.  I'm taking the girls back later for their haircuts, where they WILL make-up for Crew's episode.  As for future haircuts?  There won't be any.  Hopefully the hippie look makes a quick comeback- because I am NEVER doing that again!