DON'T SMOKE

pyper:  "What makes people even think they should start smoking?"

me:  "I have no idea."

pyper:  "Smoking is like killing your dog."

me:  "huh?"

pyper:  "Well- killing your dog isn't good.  And, killing your dog isn't healthy.  Smoking isn't good and it isn't healthy."

me:  "Uh... yeah... that's true."

pyper:  "OH!!! It's is?  I just made that up.  Yeah... you should definitely not kill your dog... or smoke."