Thursday, July 2, 2009

BOOBS


elle:  Do you have to buy boobs if you want them bigger?
me:  Your boobs will grow when you grow.
elle:  Yeah, I know.  But do people buy boobs?
me:  Yeah, I guess some people do.
elle:  Is there a boob store?
me:  No, you go to a doctor.
elle:  A boob doctor?
me:  Yeah kinda.
elle:  Where does he get the boobs?
me:  Well... uh... I guess from a company that makes them.
elle:  What are they made out of.
me:  It's kinda like a jelly.
elle:  Peanut butter and jelly?
me:  No.  A different kind of jelly.
elle:  So the doctor gets them from a company?  So there is a boob store!  What other kind of stores are there?
me:  Elle, I really don't know that much about boobs.
elle:  Obviously.

8 comments:

Cami said...

OK..........that is HILARIOUS!!

Rachel said...

hahahah! I love it!

Jennifer said...

Oh my goodness!! You have the best family and the best conversations!! Thanks for sharing! I am still laughing. I might even come back later tonight and read it again to start laughing all over!

Janelle said...

Ouch.

Summer said...

Ha Ha HA! Peanut Butter and Jelly? Now there's an idea!

The Royce's said...

That is so cute! And I'm glad to see you guys are enjoying Texas! Shane told me he served some of his mission close to temple tx...anyways love your blog & your cute kids! :0)

Justin said...

Oh man...I LOVE reading your convo's with your kids. They make me laugh!! :) Miss you guys

~Stacey

Anonymous said...

ROFL!!!! that is so stinking FUNNY!!! my Samson still rubs mine & says "Mom you have nice breasts" he is 5!! but never wanted to stop nursing!!(he did @ 2)